This week in Entourage - Season 5 Episode 8

Turtle and Drama were back to their usual ridiculous side-plot, this time with Drama refusing to believe that Turtle got a handjob from Jamie-Lynn Sigler (who Drama kept referring to only as Meadow Soprano, her character in The Sopranos) while on a plane. Ultimately he found out that it was actually true, though by that point he had become so obsessed with finding out that he had blown Turtle's chances with her by spreading the word all over.

Some choice one-liners:
"Economy class is a killer, that counts a blood clot as a friend." "And you're gonna prevent one by blowin' yourself?"
"Is it that ridiculous?" "You fucking a Martian is less ridiculous, Turtle! Put it that way."
"You throw a lot of Jew guilt for a Chinaman!"
"Has so much cum been squirted in those eyes, you can't see what's right in front of your face? Amanda Daniels takes that job, Vince is fucked and I'm fucked. Which means we're all fucked. And we're fucked in the way you like to get fucked, not fucked in the way that normal people like to get fucked!"